Stupid sh*t people say…

… that drives me freakin insane!

Life is short. Eat a donut.

You’re right. Eat a donut everyday and life will be short.

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I eat junk food everyday. I know I’ll die young. But I would have lived an awesome life!

You’re an idiot.

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Everything should be in moderation.

How about drunk driving? Banging your head against the wall? Feeding your baby whiskey?

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I’m a vegetarian. That automatically makes me healthy.

I’m a no-BS-arian. That automatically makes me deaf to your nonsense.

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I think I’m just meant to be fat! Every time I diet, I lose control and eat too much.

Well, I cant argue with that!

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How many calories does a cup of beans have?

There’s this new thing called Google. Ever heard of it?

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I don’t do diets. I like food too much and have no control. Can you help me lose 20 lb?

I love my job too much to waste time on nutjobs. So, no.

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I see diets like this everyday. I just ignore them.

I see fools like you everyday. I do the same thing.

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Have a fun weekend folks!

Peace out.

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14 responses to “Stupid sh*t people say…

  1. sri May 28, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    Awesome! As usual. 🙂

  2. Bill Strahan May 28, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Not trying to plug my own site, but these are the same things that drive me crazy. I occasionally add a saying I hate to my blog, and am up to #3: All things in moderation.

    http://www.realfoodrealfit.com/2010/07/sayings-i-hate-part-1.html
    http://www.realfoodrealfit.com/2010/08/sayings-i-hate-part-2.html
    http://www.realfoodrealfit.com/2010/11/sayings-i-hate-part-3.html

    I’m just a tiny bit ruder than you are, but I’m only pleasing myself.

  3. Neha May 29, 2011 at 1:52 am

    Too Good!

  4. Mamatha May 29, 2011 at 7:02 am

    Awesome! The last one is classic.

  5. Lavanya June 3, 2011 at 9:53 am

    Now, who does this (“There’s this new thing called Google. Ever heard of it?”) remind me of? hmm? hmmmmm???
    😉
    LOVED the last one!

  6. bee June 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    “everything in moderation”. those who say that are moderately lazy, moderately stupid and moderately incompetent.

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