So I went to Vitamin Shoppe today…
So I went to Vitamin Shoppe today looking for some extra virgin coconut oil (for my international readers, Vitamin Shoppe is a health food chain here in the US). After wading through all the supplement crap and picking up the super expensive coconut oil, I wait at the checkout counter where I see a 30 something visibly obese “Health Representative” helping a 40 something fat female.
Obese Health Representative: This fat burner works really well! It also doesn’t make me feel jittery like the others.
Fat lady: Oh that’s great! Then I guess it is worth the $40.
Obese Health Representative: Totally. Your total is $72.
Fat lady: Sure. And oh can you please tell me when and how to take this fat burner?
Obese Health Representative: Sure! Take one pill blah blah (literally reads from behind the box!)
Fat lady: Great! So should I take one now or can I wait till tomorrow morning?
Obese Health Representative: Oh are you going to the gym now?
Fat lady: Ummm… no way! I have a giant burrito to finish first!
As much as this made me want to run around the store breaking everything in sight, I realized something – I have job security for life!
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