I don’t freakin’ get it – Part 2

  • You don’t buy a cream that promises to enlarge your junk by 3 inches in 3 weeks… but you buy a product that promises 6 pack abs in 6 weeks.
  • You don’t fill your car with crude oil… but you fill your body with junk food.
  • You don’t buy a camera without reading reviews… but you buy foods without reading nutritional data on the back.
  • You don’t feed your dog sugar, dough and rancid oil every morning… but you load yourself up with donut/muffin/cereal bar and fruit juice/soda every morning.
  • You don’t dress like its your birthday everyday… but you eat like its your birthday everyday.
  • You don’t believe Santa Claus will bring you gifts… but you believe sit-ups will give you a flat stomach.
  • You don’t trust a medicine that was manufactured in your kitchen… but you trust a food that was made in a lab.
  • You don’t think apple flavored candy is better than a real apple… but you think ultra-processed sodium-loaded soy meat is better than real meat.
  • You understand 1+1 = 2… but you do not understand bad diet + sedentary lifestyle = early death.

Pretty sad state of affairs indeed!

Peace out.

6 responses to “I don’t freakin’ get it – Part 2

  1. Mamatha January 22, 2011 at 8:47 am

    You don’t think a $1000 purse is expensive but $5/doz for pastured eggs are.

    The saddest part is many people believe that their bad diet is actually healthy, thanks to the media.

  2. ML January 22, 2011 at 9:39 am

    If we ate more like the little guy above, we’d be in better health… good post.

  3. malpaz January 22, 2011 at 10:24 am

    hahahahahah the first one had me laughing out loud already, i love these posts!!!!!

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